Chuck Taylors and baseball bats

Something i was going to put on facebook but decided to put it here lol. Hopefully ill have time to do a real update soon.

Twentyfive

1. Ulysses S. Grant and myself were once neighbors

2. I have random maps placed around my room.

3. I would do just about anything for my kitchen table.. seriously.

4. Everyone always tells me that my cat is fucking huge… I just tell them he’s fat and happy.

5. I would be totally content with being a pot dealing real-estate agent.

6. My immediate family has owned six Ford Escorts on two continents.

7. I met my first love at a Starbucks.

8. I have driven on every single mile of interstate forty four and sixty four.

9. Over the past 4 years I have sat back and watched my friends fall in and out of love and am so discouraged that it won’t happen to me again.

10. My childhood elementary school had a cancer scare in the mid nineties. Two teachers and three students died of cancer in a year. They tested the school and suspected the old convent that got torn down to build a playground was causing the troubles.

11. I choose bedrooms by which direction they are facing. West is preferred but I can deal with south.

12. I have this weird connection with the desert and plan on moving there someday when the timing is right.

13. The last time I cried was while listening to a Dexy’s Midnight Runners song.

14. I strongly believe that people bond the most over a cup of coffee.

15. I broke a girls heart while at work and bought her pizza to make her feel better. This day also happened to be the last day a girl got to spend with her mother before she got sick and suffered a long and painful death. I’m not known for my timing but still made me feel so terrible.

16. I care too much about people who don’t care about me.

17. I have been on Salvia’s tour bus lol.

18. My first car rolled over two hundred thousand miles the night of the Springfield ice storm.

19. I have had seven cell phone numbers in the past decade.

20. I have never had sex in my adult bed.

21. I randomly go and take pictures of everything and anything.

22. One of my most vivid childhood memories is my mother screaming about a snake in the back yard and watching her run around the back yard chasing it with the lawnmower.

23. Daily things remind me of the past and I randomly daydream about shit when I was a kid and how things are so different now.

24. My first cat had 7 toes.

25. I play Sim city for like 5 hours a day lool.